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Tom and Katie, Will and Jada’s Beckham welcome party

Good friends Tom Cruise and Will Smith, together with their wives Katie Holmes and Jada Pinkett, were among the first to welcome British soccer sensation David Beckham and his wife, Victoria, to Los Angeles. The Cruises and the Smiths threw a welcoming party for the couple at The Museum of Contemporary Art’s (MOCA) The Geffen Contemporary last July 22, 2007.

The star-studded gala exclusive party was attended by some of Hollywood’s bigshots. Brooke Shields arrived at the party with husband Chris Henchy while newlywed Eva Longoria-Parker went to the party minus husband Tony. Other couples who joined the celebration were Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, former Spice Girl Melanie Brown and husband Stephen Belafonte, Alyson Hannigan and husband Alexis Dennisof, and Jim Caviezel and wife Kerri. Popular celebrities Ron Howard, Brian Grazer, Quincy Jones, Wesley Snipes and Bruce Willis also showed up to welcome the newest player of L.A. Galaxy.

Wearing a red James Galanos gown, Katie flew in from Germany with Tom, where shooting for Valkyrie was ongoing. They drove to the party with Will and Jada where they gamely posed for pictures together with their guests of honor.

Guests enjoyed a menu of British cuisine (bangers and mash, or sausages and mashed potatoes) and American staples (burgers, fries, and salad). The Beckhams, Smiths, and Cruises had the time of their lives in the dance floor as the DJ spun one hot tune after another.

Since the Beckhams arrived in L.A., they have become good friends with the Cruises and the Smiths and are in fact, often seen enjoying dinners with them. Tom and Katie recently held a similar exclusive gathering of friends when they had a housewarming party for their new house in May of this year.

Victoria and David Beckham’s welcome party

David and Victoria Beckham looked every bit the superstars in Hollywood as across the pond, at the party in the Museum of Contemporary Art on July 22, 2007. Their megastar pals Tom Cruise and Will Smith, along with wives Katie Holmes and Jada Pinkett, threw the party in celebration of the couple’s move to Los Angeles.

A-listers strutted on red carpet to form the couple’s star-studded welcoming committee, like Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer, who were the night’s early birds. Others included actors Eva Longoria, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, Ashton Kutcher, Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy, Wesley Snipes, Brooke Shields, Adrian Grenier and Queen Latifah. Rihanna, Eve, and Quincy Jones were some of music’s chart-topping ambassadors that Sunday night.

Hospitable Americana was at play in the Geffen Contemporary gallery, made club-like just for the occasion, complete with lights, couches and exquisite flower décor. Guests dined on tall spires of chocolate cupcakes, hamburgers, chicken wings, fries, mashed potatoes, salad, and pizza from the Patina Group.

Stevie Wonder serenaded the crowd with “Signed, Sealed, Delivered,” among others in a 15-minute set. Smith, a chart-topper in the 90s, followed it with a spontaneous rap that whipped the crowd into a frenzy. Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s disc jockey chum, was on the deck. She spun the Spice Girls classic “Wannabe.”

Victoria, the “Posh” fifth of the mega-selling Spice Girls, caught up that night with their band manager, Simon Fuller. “Scary” Melanie Brown was also present to give support to her band buddy.

Before 2 AM, the Beckhams left the scene. The English couple moved to California at the behest of the Los Angeles Galaxy team, which paid David millions to be their latest recruit.